Title: "Strip Blood"
Written by: Gothic
Date: July 15,
Air Date: February 14, 2005
Series: FRVS - Episode #143
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undercover assignment in a strip club has Krycek not caring about the
employee's dark secret.
INT. KITTY KITTEN STRIP CLUB Ė NIGHT
FEBRUARY 13, SUNDAY
Silence fills the air as a bloody hand
falls to the wooden floor. We follow down the manís arm to find his
face, with a terrified expression. Two bare feet step in front of
him and the man looks up in horror.
WOMANíS VOICE (O.S.)
Youíre not going anywhere.
The man looks up at her with anger, and
determination to live lies in his eyes. With all his strength, he
beats his fear and rises to his feet and hauls ass to the door of
the strip club. He fumbles over another dead body and falls to the
ground. He looks back at the bead body in horror, just as the eyes
open and look him straight in the eyes.
You canít leave.
The ďdeadĒ man tries to grab at the other
man, trying to hold him at the eternal Hell. Luckily for the man,
he finds his footing and runs out of the club.
SLIGHT TIME CUT TO:
EXT. PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE Ė NIGHT
The terrified man from the club runs aimlessly
down the street, hoping to find a miracle to help him. He stops at
a street corner and spots his only hope, The J. Edgar Hoover Building.
The X-Files. Fox Mulder.
With no hesitation the man runs across
the street, not watching for other cars, and luckily for him itís
so late that no one is out.
INT. J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING Ė CONíT
The man runs into the building, slipping
on the clean floor and falling to the ground, and right at the feet
of Assistant Director Walter Skinner.
Sir, are you okay?
Skinner looks down at the man. The man
looks up at him with pleading eyes.
Iím Toby Walkens, Iím a former Super
Buddy member, and I need to see Fox
Mulder and the X-Files agents.
(beat) Please, Skinner!
Off of Skinnerís concerned look for this
THE NEXT MORNING
FEBRUARY 14TH, VALENTINEíS DAY
INT. A.D. BRAD FOLLMER'S OUTER OFFICE
- 9 A.M.
Kim Cook is already at the office and
is decorating the window with hearts cut out from red and pink construction
paper. Brad walks in and gives her a friendly nod as he heads into
He enters his office, carrying in one
hand his briefcase and in the other holding a hot cup of coffee. He
places his coffee on his desk and his briefcase on the floor as he
So I hear that John and Dana
have a special night planned for
Valentineís Day. (beat) Are you
going up to New York to be with Monica, Sir?
Bradís thoughts are elsewhere right now
as he notices a note on his desk.
The handwritten note, with Skinnerís name
signed at the end. Brad canít make out a single word of it.
(muttering to self)
Damn doctor, chicken
Brad picks up the note and
starts to read the writing. An exasperated expression washes over
his face. He can barely manage to read the note, but can make out
enough of it read that it has something to do with the case file underneath
it. He puts down the note and presses the button on the intercom.
Can you please ask Agents Doggett
and Krycek to come to my office please?
(filtered through intercom)
Right away, sir.
INT. BASEMENT OFFICE
We see Doggett reading over a report,
we can see that he is frustrated as he looks over to the other desk
to glare at his reason: Alex Krycek.
This is so boring!
Maybe you should write up a case report.
I canít be bothered now.
Iíll write it later.
Doggett shakes his head. He knows very
well that Krycek wonít write up the report which needs to be in soon.
The phone on Doggett's desk rings. Krycek manages to pick it up before
Alexís palace of love.
How may I pleasure you?
Give me that!
Doggett quickly snatches the phone away
from Krycek. He gives him a dirty look before he places the phone
to his ear.
X Files office.
(filtered from phone)
A.D. Follmer wishes to see you and
Agent Krycek in his office immediately.
Before Doggett has a chance to reply we
hear the line go dead. After he places the phone back down he gives
Krycek the I-hate-you look.
What did I do?
Just being you is enough.
Weíve been called up to
A.D. Follmer's office.
INT. A.D. BRAD FOLLMER'S OFFICE
Doggett and Krycek sit in front of A.D.
Follmer's desk. Doggett is waiting for Follmer to begin telling them
the reason he called them to his office. Krycek is in a world of his
own, thinking about how hot A.D. Follmer's secretary looked as he
and Doggett walked in.
Thank you for coming. A.D. Skinner
found a case for the two of you.
(beat) This assignment requires you
both to go undercover.
Brad hands a file to Doggett who opens
it. His face visibly pales.
You have gotta be kidding me!
Iím not. This is a serious case.
What? Let me see the file!
Before John has time to even process his
words, Krycek snatches the file from his hands.
This is my kinda case!
When do we start?!
Doggett places his head in his hands.
This is going to be one long case.
You both begin tonight. (beat)
Iíve asked Agent Mulder to help,
he will be undercover as a customer.
Oh man! I want that job! Can we swap?!
Also Agent Scully will be in charge
of forensic evidence and will be
performing the autopsies on
John visibly tenses at the mention of Agent
Scully, he scratches the back of his neck nervously. No one knew about
their relationship and their plans for Valentines Day. Brad noticed,
but didn't say anything about it.
Are you both clear on the case?
(not waiting for an answer)
You both need to go and see
Agent Scully for the autopsy
report of the first victim.
Sheís expecting you. (beat)
Okay Agents get to work.
Krycek stands up and is about to leave
but Bradís voice stops him.
(in his no-nonsense tone)
I expect you both to take this case
seriously and not to be distracted
by what goes on in the club.
(looking at him in disbelief)
You expect us to go undercover in
the most popular strip joint
in D.C. and NOT be distracted?
Krycek begins laughing uncontrollably
as he leaves.
We can still hear Krycek's laughter as
the office door closes. John looks at Brad.
This is a serious case?
Yes and I received a note from the
Director this morning confirming
me it was an X File and to assign you
and Agent Krycek to it.
(filtered through door)
So hot stuff, wanna go to my
office and Iíll show you my love gun?
(looking at John with sympathy)
Best of luck to you John.
Taking in a deep breath, John opens the
door just in time to see Kim slap Krycek hard across the cheek.
Come on pervert,
we have work to do.
John grabs Krycek by the arms and literally
pulls him out of the office and away from the hot and annoyed looking
(shaking off Doggett's arm)
Hey, watch the suit buddy!
(ignoring Krycek's attitude)
We have to go to Agent Scully
for the autopsy report.
INT. AUTOPSY ROOM NO.2
We can see Scully pacing around the body
as she reads through the report nervously. For the tenth time in the
last five minutes she looks at the clock on the wall. Agent Doggett
and Krycek are due to arrive any second.
(mumbling to self)
Just calm down.
Everything will be fine.
Scully visibly jumps back and lets out
a little scream of surprise. She looks over at the door and sees Krycek
and Doggett enter.
Sorry Dana. Didn't mean to
make you jump. (looks at
her suspiciously) You okay?
(a little too quickly)
Now letís get down to business.
The three of them walk over to the autopsy
table. Dana pulls back the sheet lying over the body.
The body has a stitched up Y-incision
and looks very pale. Krycek's eyes bug as his stomach starts to feel
uneasy. He quickly looks away, hoping Scully or Doggett do not notice
Scully gives a quick glance over to Krycek
and sees that his mind is already starting to wander.
The first thing I noticed on
the body were two small punctures
to this man's neck. Right here.
She indicates to the man's neck.
As far as I can tell, this is
the only cause for death I
What caused it? And ice pick?
Well, yes, and ice pick could do
this kind of damage. But with my
years on the X Files, I've seen
similar causes of death like this.
And what were those caused by?
Scully looks at him hesitantly, knowing
what he's going to think about this.
Vampires? You believe that?
Iím just stating what the evidence
and my years points to, Agent Doggett.
As Dana explains everything she found
from this victim, Krycek only half listened as he was thinking about
how he will convince Mulder to swap jobs with him.
Scully hands Krycek the file.
Here is the autopsy report in detail,
and my support for my theory.
Krycek looks at the file for a second
and then hands it to Doggett. Doggett takes it, knowing Krycek wasn't
going to read it at any time.
Come on Agent Krycek.
We need to go prepare for tonight.
Yes we do, Agent Doggett.
Krycek holds his head high in the air
and walks out of the autopsy room. Doggett rolls his eyes, knowing
Krycek hasn't the slightest clue what Dana was talking about. He turns
Looks like dinner and a
movie will have to be held
off for some other time, huh?
Off of Scullyís knowing look...
EXT. KITTY KITTEN
Itís dark outside. We see a truck pull
up in front of a building. Out of the car emerges Krycek and John.
Both are wearing casual clothes. They stop in front of the building
and look up. We can now see theyíre standing in front of their undercover
assignment. Kitty Kitten. The most popular strip joint in all of D.C.
(noticing Krycek's sickly smile)
Remember Agent Krycek this
is a SERIOUS case.
(not paying attention)
Sure, fine, whatever.
John rolls his eyes as they enter the
building. They walk through a long corridor, hearing music being filtered
through speakers which are located on the ceiling. They enter a door
at the end of the corridor and enter the club area.
Oh my God!
Oh my sexy God!
A women wearing black leather hot pants
and a black leather bra walks up to them.
You two must be John and Alex.
(holding out her hand to shake theirs)
Iím Leslie, I own this club. Itís a pleasure
to meet you two face to face.
Nice to meet you.
(checking her out)
The pleasure is ALL mine.
(taking her hand away)
Yes, Iím sure the pleasure is all yours.
If you two go over to Chuck,
heíll sort you guys out with
uniform and instruct you guys further.
John and Krycek follow her directions
over to the man she indicated was Chuck.
Follow me and Iíll show
you to your lockers.
Neither John nor Krycek say a word. This
guy is big. Huge! He definatley spends a lot of the time at the gym
building his muscles up. Itís very intimidating.
Chuck leads them into the locker room.
Much to Krycek's pleasure, itís also shared with the women who work
in the club. In front of him are women half naked dressing up for
the night ahead.
(indicating to two lockers)
These are your two lockers.
Youíll find a uniform for each of you.
Be back out in ten minutes and
Iíll sort you fellers out.
Chuck leaves them to change. John opens
his locker and is relieved to find a pair of plain black trousers
and a black T-shirt saying "SecurityĒ on the front. He isn't suprised
to see itís covered in hearts, reminding him that itís Valentines
day. A women wearing ONLY a thong opens the locker next to his.
You must be the new guy.
(pulls him in for a big hug)
Nice to meet you.
Once John is free from the hug he scratches
the back of his neck nervously.
Nice to meet you.
(holding out his hand)
(shaking his hand)
Rachel. (continues changing)
But everyone calls me ďThong ThingĒ
because... well I always wear thongs.
She finishes changing.
(leaving the locker room)
See you guys out there!
John sits down as he controls himself.
He knows he shouldn't feel slightly turned on, heís dating Dana and
so has to control himself better. Krycek is standing there grinning
I LOVE MY JOB!
(looking down at John)
I think she likes you!
For once in your perverted life,
get your mind out of the gutter!
Yeah, like thatís ever gonna
happen while in this place!
John starts walking out of the room, Krycek
quickly finishes changing and follows him out. Once they find Chuck
he tells them the rules. Most of them are fine, theyíre the rules
anyone hears when starting any new job, until he tells them the last
one that is.
And most importantly, DO NOT
be distracted by any of the girls.
What?! (beat)You expect us to be
surrounded by half naked women
and not be distracted? Are you bleeping nuts?!
(looking Krycek up and down)
Youíll be on entrance duty tonight.
(to Doggett, ignoring Krycek)
Youíll be inside by the main stage area.
This is completely unfair!
(angry and demanding)
Get outside now!
Ralph will show you
everything you need to do.
Krycek angrily does as he is told, mumbling
some very hateful words in Russian as he walks outside. Chuck turns
back to John.
Follow me. Youíll be by the main
stage tonight. The rules
are, if you see anyone get
up on stage who isn't invited,
you kick their ass out.
John keeps quiet, waiting for more instruction.
And then he walks away leaving John with
a confused look on his face. John takes on the tough stance, standing
with a tough look on his face, the kind he has seen in the movies.
Music starts playing and out from the curtain on the main stage, the
one he was standing next to, the women he had met in the locker room
comes out in a very sexy and skimpy outfit. John controls himself,
not looking, only hearing the cheers and music.
INT. A CORNER OF THE CLUB
Some of the security guards are whispering
to each other. One of them indicates towards Mulder who is oblivious
to his watchers.
I say we spike his drink.
I agree. Heís only drinking
orange juice! What a wimp!
Letís teach him a lesson!
They whisper to each other instructions
and then go to their tasks.
Mulder is taking a sip of his orange juice.
As heís undercover heís not allowed to consume any alcohol.
(stepping into his line of vision)
Hey there buddy. Howís it going?
Mulder sets his drink behind him on the
Every things great. Whatís it
like working in this place?
Must be a blast!
It is definatley a blast.
The girls are great and itís
fun partying nearly every night.
I can imagine.
(giving him an evil smile)
(looking normal again)
Well I better get back to work.
I just wanted to make sure
everything was to your satisfaction.
The guard walks away from Mulder and back
to rejoin his fellow security guards. Mulder turns in his stool back
to his drink and takes a sip.
Unbeknownst to Mulder, while his back
had been turned, Guard 1 & 2 had poured Vodka into his drink. Mulder
never even tastes the vodka as he continues to drink his ďorange juice.Ē
EXT. FRONT OF CLUB - ONE HOUR LATER
Krycek is standing at the entrance, next
to another man who is watching people as they go in.
This job sucks!
I wanna go inside!
Well you canít. This
is the job you will be
doing from now on.
Krycek looks at him angrily as he takes
a deep breath. Itís like a light bulb as been turned on above his
head, he gets an idea, a brilliant idea ... in his mind.
(turning to Ralph)
I just have to go inside and
use the little boys room.
Krycek goes inside, making sure to keep
out of John's eye sight. He spots Mulder sitting at the bar taking
a sip from a bottle of beer. Krycek goes and sits next to him.
(sounding a bit drunk)
Hey man! Isn't this a fun place!
They have everything! (thoughtful)
Except a disco ball.
Have you been drinking?
No, Iíve been a good little
undercover agent and only
drank orange juice.
Whatever. Listen, I need your
help. I need you to distract
John for a few minutes.
(not realising Krycek hasn't said why)
Sure! Anything I can do to
help you out bestest bud!
He sees Mulder making his way over to
him with a huge smile on his face.
(muttering to self)
Howís it going?
Itís going good.
Shouldn't you be getting
back to do your job?
I just wanted to come
and say hello!
Well you said hello,
so now you can...
Heís cut short by a blow to the back of
the head, someone in the shadows behind him pulls him into the back
room. Mulder follows. A light switch is turned on to reveal Alex Krycek!
And that he has pulled an unconscious John into a storage room.
Thanks Mulder. I owe you one!
They both step out of the storage and
Krycek locks the door behind him.
Now. (takes off his work
shirt) Letís go have some fun!
INT. A.D. BRAD FOLLMERíS OFFICE
We see Brad sitting at his desk, heís
concentrating hard on a report when the phone rings. He picks it up
on the third ring.
(filtered through phone)
I think it was a big mistake putting
me and Krycek on this case sir!
(filtered through phone)
Because I think the son of a bitch
knocked me out and locked
me in a storage room!
Oh for the love of God!
Well go find him and get him out
of that club right now!
(filtered through phone)
What if he wonít listen?
I give you permission to kick
his ass if necessary.
(filtered through phone)
We hear filtered through the phone that
John has hung up, Brad places his phone back down and rubs his head
with his hands. He has a terrible headache. He knew Krycek would do
something like this.
INT. OUTSIDE THE STORAGE ROOM
We hear heavy bangs on the door, like
someone trying to force it open when itís locked. The door breaks
off itís hinges and reveals John rubbing his shoulder from slamming
it into the door repeatedly. He then gets a look in his eyes which
tells us he is mad!
INT. MAIN CLUB AREA
Krycek is watching a women dancing in
front of him.
Woo! Go baby!
She sits on his lap and starts grinding
herself against him. His hands feel all over her and he places a twenty
dollar note in the front of her underwear. All of a sudden she is
pulled off of his lap and Krycek looks up to see a very angry John
Uh hey man.
Whatís the problem?
In one word: You!
It was all Mulder's idea!
He roped me into knocking you out!
We have to go right now!
Iím afraid we canít let you do that boys.
John and Krycek slowly turn around and
see her and everyone else who works in the club staring at them. Their
eyes glowing green and their fang teeth showing.
We all just love you two so much.
We want to see what you taste like!
Every man for himself!
John and Krycek both try to make a run
for it but are quickly overpowered and held down on one of the tables
by the other security guards. Leslie walks over to John, she gets
up on the table and straddles him.
Donít worry John.
Youíll like working here
for all of eternity.
(looking at Leslie)
Wait a second! All of
eternity working here?
(beat) BITE ME! PLEASE!
BITE ME! I WANT IT NOW!
First John and then Iíll bite you.
She leans down to Johns neck, her fangs
ready to sink into his neck and just as John feels her breath on her
neck the front door to the club opens
(oblivious as to what was going to happen)
Mulder holds up a disco ball.
Look what I have!
He walks in between all of the people
who are just standing there looking at him in disbelief that he isn't
scared out of his mind. He jumps up on the centre table and hangs
the disco ball from the ceiling.
What are you doing?!
Well this place has everything
except for a disco ball.
So I thought Iíd go and get one for you.
He pulls out a flashlight and turns it
on and shines it on the disco ball, the light reflecting everywhere
as it spins.
See how cool it is?
Around the three of them all of the vampire
employees shriek in pain as the light hits them. They all explode
in a million pieces. Covering the Agents in all kinds of things.
What just happened?
The entire club was vampires!
Light kills vampires.
Mulder looks down at his torch and quickly
switches it off and throws it over his shoulder. He looks at all the
body pieces around him and his two friends. He looks up at John and
Krycek with a hand-caught-in-the-cookie-jar look on his face.
INT. MARITAíS LIVING ROOM
Dana and Marita are sitting on the comfy
couch in front of the TV watching a horror movie. When suddenly the
movie is interrupted.
We interrupt this movie for a news flash!
An undercover FBI Agent saves his
two fellow undercover Agents from
certain doom tonight, as a
strip club's dark secret is revealed.
The camera pans around to Mulder who is
standing next to the reporter.
Agent Mulder. Please tell us what happened.
Well my fellow Agents and I were assigned
to solve the recent murders which
all had connections back
to this very popular club.
Agents Doggett and Krycek were about to
become the clubs next victims when
I came in and stopped the murderers.
Hey Mulder get away from the reporter!
No one wants to see you on their TV screens!
Krycek shoves Mulder out of the way and
takes his place in front of the camera.
This is Agent Krycek who the
heroic Agent Mulder saved
from certain doom.
(pushing his way in front of the camera)
Hey hey! No one saved me! I really saved
the day! Thatís right all you foxy ladies
watching! Iím the hero and so should be
rewarded! I am all man and mucho! Any
single women ... Scratch the single part out.
Any sexy ladies looking for a good time,
call me on 555-Sexy-God. And I will
show all you lucky callers my Love Gun
and may let you experience the pleasure of it.
Cookie dough flies onto the TV, hitting
Krycek right in the nose.
Nice shot, Marita.
I hate when he gets like this.
Tune in at ten for the latest.
Krycek starts to check out the female
reporter up and down.
Dana and Marita look at each other in shock. Not quite believing what
they just witnessed.
The phone rings and Dana reaches for it
(filtered through phone)
You need to do an autopsy.
Body parts from Mulder, Krycek and
Doggettís assignment are on there way.
She hangs up the phone with a sigh.
Off her annoyed look we...