Previously on "Fox & Rat"... the Gang came back
to life and they went along the rest of their trip to Colorado Springs.
Krycek, having not been "intimate" with anyone for what feels like
a year or more, annoyed/angered Doggett so much that he made them
end their trip early, and they began to head home.
Later on the way back, Krycek got himself punched
out by a short-tempered Doggett, in the middle of nowhere, after saying
the phrase "I'm a man" one too many times! Feeling bad for what he
had done, Doggett (in an act of no rational thinking), makes Scully
get out of the van to make sure Krycek is ok. He then proceeded to
drive away without them. Thus begins the second part of our tale...
EXT. SIDE OF ROAD
Krycek is still knocked out. Scully seems to
have been trying to wake Krycek up. We do, however, notice that a
big black bruise has formed around his eye.
Thunder rolls… a little too close. Scully gets
scared. She turns to Krycek who is laying on the ground.
She lightly slaps his face.
Krycek? Wake up…
The wind picks up.
(slaps him a bit harder)
Wake up! Krycek… I’m
scared… wake up you bastard.
Her tone isn’t snotty. She is truly scared and
worried for the both of them.
Alex Krycek… If you don’t
wake up I’m gonna hurt you…
It starts to sprinkle. Lightening flashes
and thunder cracks. Krycek’s eyes flutter open.
A storm is coming, and they left us.
Krycek sits up fast. He grabs his forehead…
Where are they?
Scully helps Krycek to his feet and she
checks his eye.
I don’t think we should be
worried about where they are.
John drove off a little over an
hour ago, a storm is coming
and we need to find shelter.
We await a come on by Krycek, however it
doesn’t come. Instead, Krycek looks around, not sure which way they
should go. It’s rather cold outside too, good thing he’s wearing his
He looks at Scully and sees that Doggett left
her there dressed in jeans and a t-shirt.
It starts pouring. Scully, again, is about to
cry. What a horrible Super Buddy outing. Krycek goes back to Scully
and takes off his jacket and puts it on her. He bends over and looks
her in the eye.
Come on, Dana. Maybe we can
find some shelter in the forest.
He takes her hand and leads her into the
forest. There’s a loud booming thunder and Scully wraps Krycek’s arm
over her shoulder.
TIME CUT TO:
The storm is bad, terrible winds, Scully and
Krycek are now walking/stumbling through the forest. Cuddled up to
each other. Krycek wipes water off his face and sees a silhouette
of a small cabin a few feet away.
Scully looks up from the ground, water
dripping off her hair. They look at each other and run to it.
They open the door, the place is ok in a sad
kind of way. Their eyes adjust to the dark. In the corner, water drips
in from a hole in the ceiling. Some old blankets are piled on the
ground, the ones on the bottom are moldy but in between , they are
ok. Krycek takes off his shirt.
Alex… you better not
be trying anything…
Krycek looks at her as he picks up a blanket.
I’m drying off. In this cold
you don’t want to be
wearing wet clothes.
He tosses Scully a blanket, suggesting
to her to do the same. She looks at the blanket and brushes off some
This reminds me of cub scouts.
Can you turn around please.
She takes off his leather jacket and hands
it to him, he turns around as she takes off her clothes and dries
herself off with the blanket, then wraps it around herself. Krycek
is laying down blankets into some kind of “bed”.
(letting him know it’s ok)
He faces her and doesn’t even smirk, seeing
she’s only wearing a blanket. She walks over and lies her clothes
flat so they can dry.
You think it’d be smart to
burn the moldy blankets for heat?
Scully sits down on the makeshift bed.
No, there are too many dead
leaves in here… we’d probably
burn the place and our clothes.
Krycek looks down at her and then sits.
Alex! Don’t! You’re pants are wet!
Krycek quickly stands back up.
He takes his jeans off, we see he’s wearing
Donald Duck boxers, he wasn’t expecting to be seen like this around
anyone. Scully doesn’t even smirk at him. He sits back down and pulls
one of the thicker blankets over the both of them.
Good night, Dana.
They lie there in silence for a few minutes,
neither one of them can sleep. We hear Scully shivering, her teeth
shattering. Krycek turns over and cuddles up next to her, wrapping
his arm around her.
(whispering in her ear)
I’m not trying anything…
plus it’s warmer this way.
Scully doesn’t say anything.
This reminds me of that one
time in high school…
… Senior trip?
Scully turns over to face him, they don’t
seem uncomfortable at all being this close and hardly wearing anything.
I thought we promised never to
talk about that again.
No one else is here.
They stare into each other’s eyes. A strand
of hair falls into Scully’s eyes, Krycek reaches over and brushes
it away as he does, she leans in and kisses him. He doesn’t resist
her, instead he pulls her toward him.
But wait! What is missing?! Something very important
is missing here!
Krycek sits up and addresses you, the reader.
As you may know, having sex
without using protection is
not a smart thing to do.
Scully sits up and helps him with this
public service announcement.
That's right Alex. Though at
times you do do stupid things,
you aren't stupid enough to not
use a condom.
Yes. I do have a brain.
You see, if you have sexual
intercourse without using
protection, you may end up with
an unwanted pregnancy or an STD.
That stands for Sexually
Transmitted Disease. Something
that you don't want to deal with.
Krycek pulls out a bright orange condom
and smiles at the camera with a twinkle in his eye.
So be cool like Dana
and I, and protect the
ones you love.
There's an awkward moment between Scully
and Krycek, she looks at him weird.
Alex... you love me?
Well, technically, no.
But for the purpose of our
public service announcement.
Yes. I love you Dana Scully.
Remember folks, if you are going
to have sex, do it with someone
Scully leans over and kisses Krycek on
the lips and he lowers her to the ground. They continue about their
business and it’s probably a good thing we can’t see what’s going
on under the blankets, but at least we know they are protected.
INT. STAY N’ SAVE MOTOR INN – 10PM
The power is out. Doggett sits alone on one
of the two queen size beds. Skinner is on the other. Mulder is sitting
on the floor. We hear a shower running and Marita bawling her eyes
out. She’s quite loud.
Doggett is feeling really, really, really
bad about what he did. He hasn’t said much since they got settled
in. Marita howls, and then Mulder sniffles and starts to cry too.
Be strong man…
Mulder shakes his head “no”.
It’s all his fault!
He looks over at Doggett.
He left my buddies somewhere
to die! That escaped murderer
we heard about on the radio
could have found them and
killed them by now!
It’s Krycek, I don’t think
he’d let that happen.
He didn’t bring his gun!
I’m sure they found someway
to get to a hotel.
The shower turns off. They all stop talking
about it, they don’t want to further upset Marita. A minute later
she comes out and stands there glaring at Doggett.
I hate you!
Skinner stands up and puts his arm around her
shoulder and leads her to the bed he was on. Once she is under the
covers, he gets in and she rests her head on his chest. She continues
Doggett gets up and puts on his sweatpants and
gets into bed. Mulder is already on the other side, facing away from
Doggett. Mulder is mad too.
I’m gonna get us up at
six, and we’ll go back
to find Dana and Krycek.
No one answers him. We only hear Marita
sniffle. It’s gonna be a long night.
TIME CUT TO:
INT. CABIN - MIDNIGHT
It’s just sprinkling outside now. We’re on a
high angle above Scully and Krycek. He’s laying on top of her, the
blankets are a mess. He lets out a low pleasurable groan and rolls
onto his back. They both look exhausted yet very satisfied.
Was that four times or five?
I don’t know but it’s good
to do that again after
being dead for a year!
Krycek smiles at her and holds up five fingers,
he hasn’t caught his breath just yet. Scully curls up next to him
and shuts her eyes.
I’m da man!
They lie there, attempting to fall asleep for
the night. After a few moments, Krycek snaps open one eye and looks
down at Scully.
Scully slowly opens her eyes and moans
out a response. Krycek starts to kiss her again. She isn’t into it
this time around.
(trying to push him off)
Krycek doesn’t listen, he’s a man. He starts
kissing her neck. Scully rolls her eyes. Then, something catches her
eye… a silhouette of a man standing in the doorway!
He’s very much involved in what he’s trying
to do. Since she raised her voice he thinks she’s getting back into
Gee… I haven’t even started
the good moves… yet…
The man at the door quietly, yet quickly,
makes his way to them. Taking a Swiss Army knife out and placing it
in hard enough on Krycek’s neck for him to realize what’s going on.
Turn around slowly, and
you won’t get hurt.
He’s looking directly at Scully and speaking
to Krycek. Krycek stops what he is doing, now understanding the intensity
in Scully’s voice. He rolls over, holding his hands up.
I don’t think you know who I am.
The man glares at the both of them. Scully
pulls the blankets up over her nose. Why does Krycek have to challenge
scary guys like this?
If you don’t shut the hell up,
you both’ll loose your
lives before the sunrise.
Like I said. I don’t think
you know who I am.
He’s right, you don’t know who you’re
dealing with… I’m a federal agent.
You kill us, you’ll have the FBI on you’re a-
-Scully, shut it.
The man makes his way behind Scully and pulls
her up to a sitting position and violently puts the knife to her neck,
she gives Krycek the “do-something-you-idiot” look.
Federal agent? I don’t see no
badge… (smirks)… maybe
I should frisk you.
The man places his other hand elsewhere. Krycek
has had enough. He stands up holding a blanket around his waist.
I’m Alexander Sergeiovich Krycek the II Jr.
The man backs away from Scully, he’s scared
now. She looks at Krycek confused. She mouths off “the second junior?”
Dude, look, I didn’t know it was you.
I would never purposely intrude on
you like that… please forgive me!
The man bolts out of the cabin in a mad
Krycek looks down at Scully, she looks very
thankful that Krycek has this kind of reputation. Krycek offers her
his hand and helps her to her feet. She looks at him in awe. (yes,
she’s holding a blanket around her.)
(a la: Back To The Future)
Are you ok?
Scully looks at him with tears in her eyes and
(stroking her hair)
Everything’s gonna be alright…
INT. VAN – NEXT DAY – 7AM
Doggett is once again driving. They have back-tracked.
Marita is sitting in the passenger seat. Her eyes are glued to the
side of the road and into the forest. Mulder is pouting in the middle
of the van. Skinner is silently looking out the windows.
We have to find them.
Don’t worry, we will.
Oh shut up! You’re the
reason we’re even doing this!
She glares at him.
I think this is the spot!
How do you know? It all
looks the same to me!
Doggett pulls over and stops the van. They
all get out.
Now is the time when someone thinks about what
they forgot back in Colorado Springs.
Hey Skinner, get Buddy out
so he can smell them out.
Skinner nods his head. He checks the van
for the dog. He’s nowhere to be seen.
Buddy’s not here.
What do you mean?
Check for yourself.
Mulder looks in the van. He looks under
chip bags, seats, everything. No dog.
Oh gawd! He’s gone!
Meanwhile, away from the boys, we hear Marita
yell something. They all run over to her.
Is that his shoe print?
The boys hunch over the print and examine
Sure looks like it.
Check it out. The prints
go into the forest.
It’s amazing… it rained and
the print is still here. This
means we’ll find them.
Mulder gets down on his hands and knees and
sniffs the shoe print and starts crawling. Marita follows him, eager
to see if he finds anything that could lead them to Scully and Krycek.
Doggett and Skinner stay behind, wondering what they are thinking.
You know, when they find nothing, I’m
not only going to be hated for kicking
them out of the van, but also for losing the dog.
Dog’s name is Buddy.
Actually, I was thinking Sergeant
would be more fitting for him.
They start walking into the forest, a long
distance away from Marita and Mulder.
(re: Sergeant as a name)
What do you base that?
I use to be in the Marines.
Yeah, so did I.
EXT. CABIN – CONTINUOUS
Mulder and Marita have found the cabin Scully
and Krycek stayed at the night before. They enter. The cabin is a
mess from the night. Blankets everywhere. Scully and Krycek didn’t
clean up after themselves.
I have a feeling they were here…
Feelings don’t find people.
Marita is standing with her back to them. She’s
looking at something. She turns around, holding Krycek Donald Duck
boxers, a tear is in her eye.
It’s his boxers…
They just kind of look at her, Mulder squints
Those look like my Donald Duck boxers.
Mulder takes the boxers out of Marita’s hands
and look at them closely.
Nope. Krycek sat on a plate
of ketchup once. This pair is
stained. (beat) I never stain
my boxers like that.
He gives the boxers back to Marita.
Ok. They were here and now
we’re looking for Krycek
running around in commando.
(feeling sorry for Scully)
Poor, poor, Scully…
Off their looks…
ANGLE – SUN
bright in the sky. We are:
EXT. NON-BUSY HIGHWAY – 11AM
Scully and Krycek are walking in the middle
of the road, whistling “Whistle While You Work”, holding hands while
swinging their arms. They are very dirty looking and look happy.
You know, if we hadn’t been
dead, I never would have
appreciated John leaving
us out here in nature.
And I never would have
appreciated the pain of a black eye.
Suddenly they both start skipping hand-in-hand,
laughing and having a great time. They haven’t notice yet, but we
will take notice that they are skipping back towards the Colorado
EXT. CABIN AREA – 3PM
Mulder and Marita are calling out for Scully
and Krycek. Skinner and Doggett are standing by the van, keeping an
eye on them. This is how far this search has gone. Doggett starts
to cough rather loudly, trying to cover up his stomach growling. Skinner
looks at him.
(re: Skinner’s look)
What? I’m hungry… we’ve
been here for eight hours.
You’re right… I’ll go get
them. You start the van.
Skinner walks off.
Marita! Mulder! Come on, they have
an eight hour lead on where ever they
are going. We’re gonna grab something
to eat and head back to D.C. We’ll
probably pass them on the way.
Marita and Mulder come running up to him. Marita
hugs him and looks at him adoringly.
You really think so Walter?
I know so.
They head back to the van. Mulder is sitting
up front with Doggett showing him something on his arm. Skinner opens
the side door.
I think it’s poison ivy.
What should I do?
We’ll stop by a pharmacy and get something.
EXT – HIGHWAY – 5PM
Scully and Krycek are sitting on the side of
the road. They are tired, hungry, exhausted, water deprived, wanting
a real place to spend the night. Krycek looks a bit annoyed. Scully’s
…and I really don’t know why he
is being like that. Our relationship
died way before we ever did. (beat)
I get the feeling he was seeing
someone else. Probably a brunette, he
Krycek isn’t exactly listening. He’s watching
the sun set in the direction they have been walking all day.
Rises in the east… sets in the west…
Scully continues rambling about her dead relationship
with Skinner. Krycek repeats what he said in his head, each time his
eyes getting wider and wider and wider.
(squeaks it out)
He stands up and points at the sun.
So I shouldn’t do that?
The sun rises in the east and sets
in the west! We’re heading west!
Scully stands up.
Weren’t you listening to a
word I was saying?
(shaking her by shoulders)
Dana! We’ve been heading the wrong way!
This shuts her up, and they both look at the
mountain… oh great… no money and further to go.
Think we could make it back to
Colorado? I’m sure the hotel would
love to have a word or two with us…
They shrug their shoulders and follow the setting
INT. VAN – 7PM
Marita is panicked and thrashing around.
Why are we still driving?
It’s dark, we want to be
able to see them if we pass them.
She starts tugging at the side door in a crazy
attempt to jump out. Skinner is trying to hold her back, but her strength
is so strong because of her need to find her friends.
Marita, no! Marita don’t.
Would you stop it!
No! Let me go! Walter!
She screams at the top of her lungs. Mulder
plugs his ears and Doggett tries not to get pissed again. He ignores
and drives off the closest exit ramp, and stops at the nearest motel.
Marita hasn’t noticed the van has stopped. Doggett gets out and goes
around to get Marita out. He opens the door.
You said we’d find them
on our way back! On our way
back Walter! On our way back!
She breaks down crying and falls forward onto
Doggett, he helps her out of the van. Mulder gets out and goes to
the office to get them a room. Doggett continues to comfort Marita,
Skinner stands watching her. She’s soaked Doggett’s shirt with her
tears, and is grasping onto him as if he’s the only person in the
Mulder comes back out.
Guys, we got their last room.
only cold water and no TV and
a single bed, queen size. (beat/off their looks)
Here’s the good news: Joe inside has a
friend that can get missing persons
pictures on milk cartons.
Marita calms down and smiles.
EXT. HIGHTWAY – 10PM
No cars in any direction, Krycek and Scully
are still walking. They are too tired to know what they are doing.
Scully stops and grabs Krycek’s arm. He looks at her cross eyed.
I don’t think we’re gonna… make it.
She falls to her knees. Krycek looks at
us cross eyed and then does the same.
I heard the world is coming to
an end. Wanna go out with a bang?
No… I wanna sleep.
She plops on the ground and she’s down.
Krycek does the same as well.
TIME CUT TO:
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Krycek and Scully are now making out on the
side of the road… guess they weren’t that tired after all.
In the distance we see a car approaching.
INT. BRIGHT BLUE BEETLE
Yes… it’s the bright blue Beetle we know
from season four as Monica Reyes’ car. And Monica’ isn’t alone, beside
her sits Buddy, the lost dog. Monica sees them on the road.
Looks like some wild animal
got hit by a car, Buddy.
She stops her car across the road from the ‘animal’
(AKA: Krycek and Scully making out). She gets out of her car and notices
that is wasn’t an animal and that it’s two people making out on the
(loud/porn star tone)
Monica covers her mouth to hide her gasp… it’s
Scully and Krycek! (NOTE: Yes, she remembers everything from before
she died last season). Monica runs to her car and takes out a Poloroid
Camera and takes a few snap shots of the two of them. Blackmail.
Hey you, on the road!
Monica is now holding a bright flashlight on
them. They don’t know it’s her.
Officer, you’d never believe it,
but this lady here was assaulted
by a wild animal and uh… I had
to perform CPR on her.
Yes, a wild animal…
Monica is holding in laughter and we see
Buddy jump out of the car (the door was left open) and run toward
Scully. Buddy barks as he jumps into Scully’s lap and licks her face.
Buddy?! Where’d you come from?
Did the nice police officer find you?
Monica turns the flashlight on herself,
she can’t believe they thought she was a cop.
Guys! It’s me, Monica!
Krycek stands up.
How long have you been watching us?
She looks at them, knowing in the way that Monica
knows things, that there is more to the story than what she saw. One
can only shudder at what would’ve happened between Scully and Krycek
had Monica not shown up.
I thought you loved Marita.
Scully stands up holding Buddy. She’s trying
not to get involved with this discussion.
I love her, we just thought
we were gonna die or something.
And you. You’re engaged to Skinner.
She doesn’t care that she’s engaged. She’s got
a second chance at life. Monica gets in her car. Scully and Krycek
look at her with sad eyes.
You’re leaving us here?
All alone and unsupervised…
Monica looks at them in disbelief.
I’ll drive you back to D.C., if you let
me in on why you two did the things
you did. (beat) I’m heading to D.C. anyway.
They smile at her. Krycek gets in the back and
Scully sits next to Monica in the front.
TIME CUT TO:
INT. MONICA’S BRIGHT BLUE BEETLE – LATER THAT
NIGHT – 11PM
Michael Jackson is playing loudly in her car.
Monica and Scully are singing as loud as they can to “Bad”. Krycek
is actually sleeping in the back. The song ends and they look back
at Krycek who is still trying to sleep.
Krycek, we know you’re not sleeping.
(eyes shut, “sleeping”)
Scully looks at Monica with a plan in her eyes.
We’re not wearing our shirts.
Krycek sits up faster than a rabbit.
Monica and Scully laugh.
We just wanted you to see
that we are in Kansas.
How fast are you driving?
Fast enough to beat Johnny
home. (beat) Knowing him,
he’ll have to stop and sleep for the night.
Why are you going to move to D.C.?
Well, I really enjoyed living
so close to Johnny. We’ve known
each other for years. And you
guys were really cool.
Scully gives her a weird look.
That’s his name. His folks
call him Johnny Jay. He goes
by John to make himself sound
better. I don’t know why.
Krycek snort laughs in the back.
Oh I wouldn’t be laughing if I were
you. It’s not like your name is normal.
What do you mean?
When you were dead, I did
a little investigating myself.
(beat) Alexander Sergeiovich Krycek II Jr.
Shut up. My father was
drunk when he named me.
Oh, you’re driving next.
You got some “sleep”.
Krycek looks disappointed. He didn’t want
INT. STAY N’ SAVE MOTOR INN – 11:10 PM
Doggett, Skinner, Mulder and Marita are all
in the same queen size bed. It’s not very comfortable for them.
I’m falling off, move over.
I’ll fall off if I move over anymore.
But I’m a girl.
Doggett is getting irritated.
It’s ok, I’ll sleep in the chair.
Doggett gets up out of the bed and grabs
one of the blankets.
INT. MONICA’S CAR – 11:30PM
Monica is still driving. This time, Krycek is
in the front holding Buddy and Scully is getting some rest in the
back. The music in the car is low so she can actually sleep.
Don’t you find it at all odd
to be back from the dead?
Yeah. I know things about
the future that other’s don’t.
What if it changes now that
we’re alive. Time was erased.
It’s so odd.
It’s given me a whole new perspective
of life. (beat) If you didn’t die, I
probably wouldn’t be on my way to
D.C. I went there in the first place
because I felt John’s sadness.
Krycek gives her a strange look.
You are one strange lady.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
TIME CUT TO:
INT. STAY N’ SAVE MOTOR INN – NEXT MORNING –
Doggett and Mulder are already up. Skinner is
in the shower and Marita is sleeping peacefully.
Agent Mulder, can you carry these
bags out to the van for me?
You don’t have to call me
Agent. Call me just Mulder,
or if you want, you can call me Fox.
Mulder smiles and picks up the bags and
leaves. Doggett hears the water stop in the shower. He looks over
at Marita and thinks it’s about time to wake her up.
Marita doesn’t respond. Doggett goes over to
her. He shakes her a bit.
Marita, wake up.
Marita slowly opens her eyes.
It’s already morning?
I’m so sorry John. I didn’t mean
for you to sleep in the chair. I meant
maybe Mulder could. You’ve had
such a tough time. I’m sorry.
You look tired. You don’t
have to drive this morning.
Skinner comes out. He looks tired too.
Marita, are you saying
you’re going to drive?
Marita didn’t realize she was saying that.
You’ve had the most sleep.
Plus you haven’t driven this whole trip.
Um… ok… I guess I can.
INT. MONICA’S CAR – 9:30AM
Scully is now driving. Krycek sits next to her.
Monica is in the back sleeping.
Um… I feel bad.
You’re not going to puke are you?
No… not that way… I feel
bad because I’ve been dishonest
to Marita… with you.
Scully gets quiet knowing that she too
has been dishonest.
We can’t tell anyone.
We can’t do it anymore either.
I know. (beat) but Monica knows.
She won’t tell.
She has a picture. (beat)
(serious) I could kill her.
Scully shoots a look at him, then hits him as
hard as she can.
Alex Krycek! How dare you say that!
(out of nowhere)
That’s right. I’ve got a picture.
You better be nice to me and
not threaten me. All I have to
do is get my brothers up here and
they’ll take care of you if you
threaten me again.
Krycek looks back at her.
You were suppose to be sleeping!
Monica sits up and smiles at him.
How long have you been doing this?
I’m not telling.
Then I’ll tell the others.
There is a hesitated beat.
It started in fourth grade.
(in utter shock)
Oh my god!
SCULLY! What are you doing?
But it wasn’t really considered
Whoa… I didn’t know you guys
were having sex! I just thought
you were cheating on your significant
others. (beat) But go on… now that I know.
She smiles at them.
All we did was kiss and stuff. The
actual sex came in the eighth grade.
When we knew what to do.
Monica looks at them in disbelief.
We only did it to test our
moves out before doing
them with someone we
actually cared about.
Monica rolls her eyes.
That’s the stupidest thing
I’ve ever heard.
Well it’s true!
This was the first time we did
it in almost… uh… eleven years.
You know, we were dead forever
it seemed. A man has needs.
You are so pathetic.
Out of nowhere, Krycek’s stomach makes
a hungry noise.
Was that you?
I saw a sign for a Subway.
It’s good to eat healthy.
Krycek rolls his eyes.
INT. VAN – 9:40AM
Everyone is in the van. Marita is in the drivers
seat, Doggett is shotgun, and Mulder and Skinner are in the middle
seat. Marita doesn’t look like she knows what she’s doing. They haven’t
pulled out yet.
Anytime now, we can leave.
Marita starts the van. She slowly pulls
out. She starts to drive on the wrong side of the road.
What are you doing?
She continues to drive on the wrong side of
the road. Cars dodging them.
You’re on the wrong side of the road.
Oh no… what do I do?
She looks as if she might cry. Doggett
takes the wheel and helps her pull off to the side of the road. The
van stops. Marita is crying again.
A car drives by and the driver says something
very rude to them. And Marita knows it’s directed at her.
Why is everyone picking on me?
I can’t do anything.
Where did you learn to drive? England?
Marita turns around to face him.
Mulder goes quiet. Marita continues to cry.
Doggett looks back at Skinner and Mulder for help.
I can drive.
INT. MONICA’S CAR – 2PM
Monica is back in the drivers seat, so much
for trying to get Krycek to drive. The music is blaring again and
all of them sing along. Suddenly, Scully stops singing.
Oh my god.
That’s the van.
Scully points to the van up a little ways.
Let’s do something as we pass them.
Can I moon them?
They approach the van. Monica turns up the music
to get their attention in the van. The song “Wild Thing” is playing.
By this time, Doggett is driving the van. We
see Monica’s car approaching.
Suddenly, Scully pulls her shirt off, opens
her window and waves her shirt out the window. In the back seat, Krycek
pulls down his pants and moons the van. Monica honks the horn.
Doggett hears the honking and looks out his
window. He, and everyone else in the van is appauled. They don’t notice
who they are.
Monica speeds past them.
Stupid drunk drivers.
INT. MONICA’S CAR
They are laughing hysterically. Scully puts
her shirt back on, and Krycek pulls up his pants.
MAN! Road trips with you are fun!
HUGE TIME CUT TO:
INT. SCULLY & MARITA’S APT – SEVERAL DAYS LATER
Scully and Monica are unpacking some boxes that
Monica brought with her. They are putting them into the guest bedroom,
which for now will be Monica’s room.
Krycek walks in with a box of Monica’s things.
Buddy follows him in.
Thanks so much for letting
me stay here until I find
my own place.
It’s no problem. I’m
sure Marita will be thrilled.
When my stuff from New Orleans arrives,
I’ll just put it into storage until I find my
I wonder when they’ll get back.
At that very moment, the door to the apartment
opens and Marita and Doggett walk in, followed by Mulder and Skinner.
Scully, Monica and Krycek enter the living room
to greet them.
They look in her direction, a little shocked
that she is home. Buddy runs up to Doggett.
Doggett sees Monica and stops dead in his tracks.
(a little mad)
She smiles at him like it’s normal for
her to be here. She goes up to him to give him a hug. He hasn’t seen
her in three years. But out of nowhere he punches Monica because of
“The Bullet Incident”. She falls to the ground… one would say that
he hit her with the same force that he used with Alex Krycek.
(mad about something)
What are you doing here?
(on ground/holding her jaw)
I’ve moved here.
(confused/to Scully & Krycek)
You don’t know her!
Monica stands up.
There’s a lot you don’t know Doggett.
She gives him a smile.
Cool! I have another roommate!
She runs up to Monica and hugs her. Off
of Doggett’s confusion as to why after three years, Monica decides
to move here, we: